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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Why is it that one of the most adorable and well-behaved 4th graders I work with must come to school with a fever for three days in a row because his family doesn't qualify for Medicaid, when the CEO of health insurance companies now make over (and this was in the newspaper!) 100 MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR!!!!!!! What the hell do you do with $1,000,000 smackers?!! Obviously, you don't let my darling, Hugo, go to the doctor. F*ckers.

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.: posted by Kristen 12:35 PM


Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Yesterday was rough. At work, my students were complaining and whining their way through my geography lesson. The mother-of-all-headaches pounded the back of my eyeballs. Plus, I was a bit emotional from that so-called premenstrualsyndrome thing.

But the worst was yet to come.

I made the cardinal sin...I reminded my mother that she is menopausal.

What? Was I searching for an early death?!

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.: posted by Kristen 8:35 PM