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Saturday, September 04, 2004

I've been dreaming about Jews...

Dream 1: I'm in a village of Jews, trying to figure out who all these people are. I definitely don't fit in, seeing as they were all men, bearded and wearing those stereotypical hats that Orthodox Jews wear. Instinctively I know that they've all had heart transplants. Walking down the street, every person I pass starts explaining to me how heart transplants 'don't hurt a bit' and I 'have nothing to worry about'.

Dream 2: My sister comes in my room and takes all of my bras from my underwear drawer. I wake up and ask her, 'What the hell are you doing?' She's simply giving them to the Jews. Then walks out of my room. I get up and run after her. I find her outside selling my bras to the mass of Jewish women gathered in my front yard.

Dream 3: My sister is pouring water into little white ceramic bowls and explains to me how the Jewish children are thirsty.

Analysis: Do I secretly feel that I need to help the Jews in my community? or abroad? My mom thought maybe I've lived in Saint Jewish Park too long. Was I traumatized as a child thinking that I was the only non-Jew?? If you have any suggestions, let me know.

.: posted by Kristen 11:37 PM

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