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Friday, October 24, 2003

A funny thing about writing essays (I should say, me, the procrastinator, writing essays) is that the night before they are due I begin them ... and often finish them as I am meant to be turning the bugger in. Last night was such a night. I decided I would not drink any caffeine, however. Strange. So I took some Moisture Eyes out and about every hour put a drop into each eye (one problem I always have on these essay-writing-nights is that my eyes get tired and dry, I thought I was pretty smart to try and prevent this). By 5am this morning my eyes felt fine--I walked to the mirror with a little "whoppee-I've mastered it!" Then I looked into the mirror and the white part of the eye had magically turned red. It looked as if I had popped all of the blood vessels in my eyeballs, or had gotten cataract surgery. "Wow! So that's what really bloodshot eyes look like..." Then I decided to put the essay writing off in order to save my eyes.

And I slept ... for one glorious hour.

Today was full of computer hatred fuming from within me. Until right now! I can print this damnable essay and I can access my link to America (aka Adrianne website). Sometimes computers are lovely things...when they aren't pissing you off, that is.

There is a guy across the room that is reading comic strips online and trying to muffle his laughter. I wish he would just laugh, this room is depressing.

Now I'm just babbling because I need sleep, and I'm avoiding editing my essay. I am at the point with this fucking essay that I just want to print it as is and turn it in, but that would result in a failing mark...maybe I should at least read over what I wrote last night and into daylight today...maybe....

Cheers! for now, good folks.

.: posted by Kristen 9:01 AM

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