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Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Well, all the white that I had in my eyes has changed to red...but my two tests are over. (Only two papers left.) Theology went better than expected.

Latin was the kicker though. I got an email from my Latin professor (Magistra) yesterday, basically telling me that I fucked up this semester (because I refuse to revert to high school) and had no chance of bettering my grade, "but study hard for the final" she said mocking me.

So I did study hard...for about two hours.

Then I said, "Fuck you, Magistra. You tried to ruin Latin for me, but I still love the language! Mwahahaha!"

I'm a difficult/spirited child like that.

I took the (freakin' long) test, my leg fell asleep, my wrist ached, the knots in my back tightened, but I translated every fucking word on that test. (I even think I translated them correctly...or got the gist of the sentence at least. Way to go me!) But I could only answer about two of the grammatical questions. I dropped my test in front of Magistra, refused to look at her and give her the satisfaction of knowing that she screwed me.

Then I did the noble thing to do...I went into the bathroom and cried.

But, Magistra, you have not gotten the best of me. You will not advise me in writing my senior paper. And I will overcome this week, just to spite you. So, fuck you, Magistra. (Insert image of Kristen with middle finger erect.) Vale!

.: posted by Kristen 12:21 PM

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