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i have crabs...papa fidem scit...

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Saturday, May 31, 2003

I thought I might give an explanation of some titles I have around here.

"I have crabs" Well, the truth is I did have crabs. Two little hermit crabs, they were cute (well, sort of). Tragically, I have lost both of them. Hermit crabs have an average of an 11 year lifespan. Mine didn't even last 11 months. Mrs. Crab ate Mr. Crab at the beginning of the school year. Due to neglect, Mrs. Crab then died during the week of finals. I felt bad for a while, then realized that I had one less thing to move and I wouldn't have to find a caregiver for the time I'm in Italy and England. Really, her death was a godsend. RIP Mrs. Crab.

"Papa fidem scit" is Latin (pronounced "papa feed-'em shit") meaning "the pope knows the faith". I just can't get over how funny this really is...think about it (and to you Catholics out there, don't take offense! It's all in good fun).

"Papa has crabs" came about because "ihavecrabs.blogspot.com" was already taken. And it made me laugh to think about the Pope contracting an STD. hahaha!

There you go. No more wondering about why I'm still laughing. Hope everyone finds paying jobs and has a great summer.

.: posted by Kristen 6:27 AM


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