i have crabs...papa fidem scit...i'm still laughing... Wednesday, October 30, 2002I think I've lived in "Saint Jewish Park" far too long...My number one was tied with: Reform Judaism...interesting. Then came: Liberal Quaker!!! Then I am 87% Unitarian Universalist. Adrianne, wanna go to church together?
Do it, everyone is doing it. (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 11:47 AMTuesday, October 29, 2002Sigh...I'm in love:Ingrid...how I love thee. Ryan...how I love thee. Running after a bus through a sea of Chinese people...how I don't love thee. My trip was filled with beautiful people, places...flavored tobacco (sheesha) and alcoholic beverages (with FRAT boys). Kristen Trivia: At the Metropolitan Museum of Art there was a Richard Avedon exhibit. What pieces of his work do I own? How did I acquire such art? I will be your friend for life if you answer these correctly. Have fun! Heart, Kristen. (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 8:42 PMTuesday, October 22, 2002Caution: Kristen has had too much caffeine.I'm going to Phili on Friday morning to visit the beautiful Ingrid, Ingridima, Ingraph...I love that girl. Clamo ad opera sua. We then are taking the Dragoncoach from Phili's Chinatown to NYC's Chinatown on Saturday to see RyanClay (yes, his name is one word) and some artsy-fartsy stuff which I heart passionately. (Yay!) Then back to the City of Brotherly Love (versus Eros or Agape love...is there a city called "Agapepolis" or "Erosville"? Well, there should be. Speaking of naming cities, the other day my friend, Greg, and I were naming cities after ourselves. I like "Gregopolis" the best. Heehee!). Then back to Minne-fucking-sota. Don't get me wrong, I love Minnesota...I just want to get out of it sometimes. Deep sigh...I am one happy clam right now. And my hands are shaking. I heart caffeine and lots of it! I feel like I took my Happy Pills again...at times I miss Happy Pills. I heart Happy Pills, but we divorced while I was away in Italy. Maybe we should start dating again. Slowly. I'm considering it. My love affair with Italia really broke us up, but now that Italia is on the other side of the The Big Salty Pond...Happy Pills wants to get back together. I don't know, what do you think, Cyberspace? (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 5:24 PMMonday, October 21, 2002So, today I had one of my three huge group presentations (Why are they all at the same time? I have no clue!) We all did really well, except that it took about 30 minutes less time than it should have. Oh, well, the class was happy to get out early. My crazy professor of course took pictures of us presenting with her disposible Fuji camera (sorry, SMA, no Kodak for this lady). So thus far you are thinking that I should be happy with myself concerning this particular presentation, that it is over and I did well.YOU WOULD BE WRONG! Oh, soooooo wrong. My prof appeared to love everything that came out of my other group members' mouths, yet when I spoke she would "correct" me. She would say things like, "Well, actually..." I hate when sentences start with "Well, !^$#ing actually..." Then she would add, "Well, there are many sources..." I would then reply, "Well, I *%!^ing relied on your book for my information. You know, the one you wrote, Professor Stupid." Her response: "Well, it could be that way, but..." Calling all middle fingers! Hail, Professor Stupid-Psycho-Bitch. (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 9:27 AMThursday, October 17, 2002Let's add one more, shall we?I got an A. I got an A. I got an A. hey hey hey hey (theology) (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 6:03 PMTuesday, October 15, 2002I got an A. I got an A. I got an A. hey hey hey hey. (Latin)I got a B+. I got a B+. I got a B+. hey hey hey hey. (Political Science) I turned in my huge-ass paper! I have to study for one more test and then I am golden...golden, ya hear? (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 8:27 PMMonday, October 14, 2002Write....write.....boring foedus (that would be Latin for "shit"). I need sleep and good food. If anyone reads this and brings me yummy food...I will bear your children. More will be posted soon...like when I'm done.By the way, let's count together: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 1:34 PMSunday, October 13, 2002Does anyone know what the "Personal..." (checking notes for name) oh, right. Do you know what the "Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act of 1996" is? Neither do I. (0) comments.: posted by Kristen 1:53 PMFriday, October 11, 2002This weekend is going to be hell...that sort of hell where you have a shitload to do but there are fun distractions for you to, well, distract yourself with. I'm looking forward to it in a sort of masochistic way. Speaking of that: everyone should run out and see The Secretary at the Uptown Theatre. It almost makes you want to have sex being tied to a tree and wearing a black veil...almost. (0) comments.: posted by Kristen 9:48 AMWednesday, October 09, 2002One of my best friends doesn't talk to me anymore...that makes me sad. (0) comments.: posted by Kristen 3:10 PMTuesday, October 08, 2002Here is the deal with me not posting: I CAN'T FROM MY HOME COMPUTER! The Blogger-Bitch only seems to be bitchy when I'm on my home computer...hmm...maybe I should call a computer-geek friend of mine and ask him to come give Blogger-Bitch sexual favors then we would all be happy.So I'm finally posting (from the "Learning Center")... I'm sitting here NOT doing my 3 hours of Latin translation and also NOT doing the in-class assignment that I'm supposed to be doing-but hey-I'M POSTING! There is a scanner next to me and I'm wondering (if I could figure out how to use it) if I could put a picture on this site. Then people would maybe read, look at picture, and enjoy site...? I'll consider figuring this thing out. If anybody doesn't remember my watchband story I'll refresh your memory before giving updates: You see, I got this watch at a concert in Mankato, Minnesota (yeah, Mankato...) on a frickin'-freezin' night in January all because I bought a cd of hot hot Stuart Davis. I had never really worn watches before, they always felt funny on my wrist, "But this one will remind me of hot Stu, therefore, I must wear it!" I thought to myself. The watch was not pretty, it was held together be one thread and a hair binder...but we feel in love. Watch and I traveled across the Big Salty Pond together: cruised Munich's Beer Garden on bicycle, walked the cobblestone streets of Italy, went to Cats in London, crawled into the pyramids of Cairo, snorkled in the Red Sea, climbed (down) the stairs of the Eiffel Tower...and much more...we were happy together. Then we returned to Minnesota together and Watch became sad...depressed...blue. Watch finally dumped me and committed suicide. I cried (a little). Then went to Targhetto to replace the watchband. I just couldn't find anything that would do...there was no replacement for Watch. I finally resorted to using a purple ribbon (hey, my Junior year-why not show a little TOMMY PRIDE?) But our relationship (Ribbon and me) just wasn't the same. Update: Mom and Dad found an old and ugly watchband in the back of our junk drawer at home...I now have another watchband and my life is getting back on track. .: posted by Kristen 3:06 PMFriday, October 04, 2002Comments? (0) comments.: posted by Kristen 9:56 AMAs we all know my knowledge of computers is...well...let's say "limited", specifically computers on campus where the UST student logs in and then the desktop icons will have the user's name under them. I never clicked on any icon except the "e" which gets me into internet explorer and then I can cruise my little self around Cyberspace getting lost many times and not knowing where to ask for directions (which somehow often leads me to porn...?). So, today I decided to be adventurous and double-clicked on an icon on the desktop that was labeled "My Web-kmperron". I clicked on different folders that were listed which brought me to random pages that kept saying "personal" in them. Like a "personal web page". Then I opened an "image" entitled "to kristen!" My thoughts: "Wow! This computer and I must have a personal relationship...I hope it doesn't expect sexual favors and i hope no one gets jealous." The image opened. In colorful, child-like handwriting was written: "I LOVE KRISTEN! cuz She makes me so HAPPY! :) [heart], Katy" **Note: the "O" in "LOVE" was a filled-in heart. WOW!!! My computer loves me, I make it happy, and it's named "Katy".... (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 9:38 AMWednesday, October 02, 2002i just lost a HUGE post. blogger bitch stole it. dammit. maybe i will like blogger enough to try again later. (0) comments.: posted by Kristen 2:10 PMis this thing on? it hasn't worked for a couple days...maybe i was just too hopeful in doing something so beyond my skills in technology. stupid, kristen. (0) comments .: posted by Kristen 10:40 AM |
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